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How to Avoid a Fight


By Brandon Burkhart

If you spend enough time at low-class establishments where people use alcohol to numb the pain of their sad lives (e.g. Chuck E. Cheese), at some point, an easily-offended hothead is going to try starting a fight, just because you looked at his girl the wrong way or you…